Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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