How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My dick has a subreddit
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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