Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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