i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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