I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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