this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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