Apparently you make a good broom.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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