Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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