She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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