we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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