I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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