Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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