Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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