I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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