You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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