My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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