Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Randomize
