I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
well you can't waste a boner
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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