shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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