my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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