Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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