Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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