AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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