We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
ttyl tear gas
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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