So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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