I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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