i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
The ass gains better be worth it
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