So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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