Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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