The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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