I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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