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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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