with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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