I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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