dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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