You made me cry and you don't even care
why didn't you poke me back
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i think im in europe. pls send help
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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