Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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