What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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