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no. no its not
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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