You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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