The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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