He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We're too hungover to prance.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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