The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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