Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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