So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I want to be your penis for a week.
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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