i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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