There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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