do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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