i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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