Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
