but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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