There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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