erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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