now i know why i became what i already was.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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